Because it is too much to test if the toilet would somehow affect the door before installing it.

I always pictured that with a setup like this you can be self sustainable. Work from home, order pizza all day long and take a dump while doing all this. Just have to learn how to sleep on the toilet.

Oh that's a relief. Up until now everywhere I've been to and had a quick snack somehow ended with me getting pregnant. This place is awesome!

Not only you are stupid enough to drive off with the pump hose in your tank but manage to make another great parking job.

Just imagine how many times the owner was questioned about ghosts. He just had to put up this sign.

They just run and then the music stops.

If they're protesting, I'm protesting their protest.

Just sit tight, Timmy. Mommy's got to put on some lipstick.

Check out the new Wolverine sequel. This time in the ghetto version.

Just look at the size of that pen. It's really huge, no doubt about it.