Ever seen people that leave the pizza crust uneaten. This guy is their leader.

These people are rookies. Everyone knows you're supposed to use duct tape.

I didn't have enough cash for what the dealership was asking for. Luckily, I had some lego bricks laying around.

Yeah, I wanted to go out but I've changed my mind. Can I get inside now?

Great that we have our bike lanes, but we also need to think about plants so what will it be?

Almost died today since I got hit by an incoming corn. Who said vegetables were good for me?

Used to be 6.99, now it's just 8.99! This is the best deal so far!

Yes, this surely happened and this photo is not faked at all. And they did manage to play a bit, regardless of the wind issues.

Get your chicken soup on a stick right here. What do you mean that won't work?

At least you have a whole country that is doing great at math with these kinds of numbers.