This is what a relaxed office sounds like. I better send them my resume.

Trees are so useless. If only they had WiFi so I could check my Facebook.

Have nothing to talk about? Why peel off this label when you can talk about that huge tuna you've caught with your bare hands?

No matter what you've forgotten, nobody could top the guy that ran off, leaving his wife at the gas station.

We want a Taco Bell to be built here! If not, be prepared.

Time for some exercise boys! Got to stay healthy.

The suspect was released because the victim clearly taunted him.

Has somebody ever considered that buying 16 apples and throwing away 4 isn't a valid day-to-day problem?

No toaster? What do you mean you have no toaster? What's that iron doing over there?

Where is this company? I must apply there immediately!