Anybody looking for some good time should try this can of porn and beans.

Sorry China, you've mixed up the logos again.

How hard can it be to place a sticker in the correct way? Apparently too hard for some.

If he's holding the license plate with one hand I hope the other one isn't holding the cellphone.

For Halloween this year I got so close to the perfect Android costume. All my friends congratulated me.

This is a guy that absolutely loves going back to the hospital.

I got to fix this before the race tomorrow. Are you going to help or just sit there taking pictures?

Hold on everybody, we got a badass on our team here.

Don't be scared, this is just my latest fashion uniform.

Do not consider this a love note, just a napkin. Go on, rub this paper on your mouth.