The clear way of saying that you should not turn this knob.

I wanted to get some cash, but stayed longer for the game.

My OCD is tingling right about now.

Where can I buy these little hands for my duck? Also, where can I get a duck from?

At least they labeled the red button as green to make it more obvious.

I think this depends on how well I get along with my kids, doesn't it?

That does not look weird at all. At all.

Great choice of license plate numbers.

I assume that the traffic signs take precedence over any road paint, do they now?

My day has definitely started with a huge fail.