Remember not to hug women at a fancy party while wearing a black tuxedo.

One of the few advantages of owning a Blackberry: nobody wants it for themselves.

One of the greatest uses for the city carpet. Now I can drive my car while playing with mi car on the carpet.

So what do you think a Chinese says when he gets clean?

Acer finally got the perfect laptop from that kid in Family Guy. Guess they're not joking.

Know the difference between right and wrong. It may very well save your life one day. Or at least get you out of an awkward situation.

If you find these magnets on your woman's fridge then that is a clear sign to bail out.

Get ready to shake hands with all your friends in Hell. That's the worst thing that can come out of this and it doesn't sound bad at all. So why worry?

I wonder who thought there wouldn't be any violence at this event to begin with.

Ever tried to charge your cat? Well it seams that this is entirely doable.