Buying the entire page in the newspaper is today’s new payback for cheaters. Actually, nobody reads papers any more.

It is incredibly dry, very hot and a fire can start at any moment. So don't add any gas to the situation.

Come here and we'll get you a free one way trip to heaven. Just pledge to donate all your belongings to us and step right in.

Yes, I will definitely not miss you. So next time please change the billboard advertising.

Tortoise knows how to get places. And use the elevator instead of the stairs.

Name checks out. Let's order some brads... err... breads.

This is a non stop retarded condom. Built with one purpose in mind: stop retards from creating more retards.

I can live with the RobertCop typo, but will never want to play with the furniture super hero.

These guys are now creating a new habit out of these problems.

Eating all those carbs will surely get you the six pack you have been dreaming about.