Would not want to meet this kid anywhere.

Next time make sure you spell your wish list correctly.

Honey, I just got a new car for you. It's already registered and has your name on the license plate!

Why do we pay these people to hold up signs?

All this is perfectly natural sir, don't mind me.

The conclusion is always obvious and constant. I need to apologise.

The first thing I would ask this guy after pulling him over is where is he heading.

We have everything at $1. Well, everything with some exceptions.

The bottom of this pool might be a bit wet, like 10 feet wet.

Netflix and chill on the couch? No! Netflix and chill in the shower.