This guy is simply recovering his ears.

She took a nap and I couldn't bring myself to wake her up. Good thing she didn't fall asleep on the keyboard like last time.

Remember when hanging CDs or those fluffy dice was the norm in everyone's car? Well, 2020 came and changed all that.

We are full of suicidal deers around here so pay attention to the road!

Bet you didn't see the dog, did you?

So Siri just decided to play smart with me while asking her about my situation.

Guess he needed some towing for his scooter. Unfortunately this image... ended too soon.

Right, let me see you say that to the police and then explain it was a joke.

Well, I cannot disagree with this sign.

Looks like someone used to get confused so a label made sense. Good for them!