So Siri just decided to play smart with me while asking her about my situation.

Guess he needed some towing for his scooter. Unfortunately this image... ended too soon.

Right, let me see you say that to the police and then explain it was a joke.

Well, I cannot disagree with this sign.

Looks like someone used to get confused so a label made sense. Good for them!

So I'm not sure that our superintendent really knows what he's doing.

This is why you need to really check what small means when ordering things from an online shop.

This is what I always imagine things would look like when seeing all those Uber symbols in the app.

Ever since she became pregnant she seems to be more creative with her meal requests

My boyfriend asked me to take him out for an expensive meal. So I did.