What happens when this zipper gets jammed?
Maybe this was the first time ever for them.
What a clever disguise. Wonder what it would be useful for.
Using this urinal has got to be the most embarassing moment of your life.
If everybody will see your thong anyway you might as well buy a pair of jeans like these.
When it's just too damn cold you could try one of these. Or just grab a huge pair of pants.
Round 1. Fight!