Just connect an external hard disk via your built-in USB port and have instant access to tons of information directly into your brain. Why didn't we thought of this before?

These are the top reasons I don't feel bad for downloading music illegally.

Give a man a fish and he'll eat it and fall asleep. Teach a man to fish and he'll endanger entire species.

This must be the true meaning of the endless beeps heard in the hospital.

I knew I should have bought a can opener.

"And this is called the steering wheel. Remember to turn left at the next intersection. And take your paw off the horn!"

Isn't there some holy rule in the bible that prohibits the use of heavy weapons by priests?

Another great way to make fun of rules.

What kind of naughty club house could this be?

You probably have the best view from this chair. View of the orange pole that is.