Having your parents' family name "Condom" is one thing, but also having your first name "Jesus" is beyond logic.

It seems a lot of people were doing just that, so they had to put this sign up.

Another brilliant use for the universal duct tape.

I don't have time to fry you, so just sit still while I eat you alive.

Beware of Sunday, when domestic violence is no longer prohibited.

If you don't have money to buy yourself a normal Christmass tree, just use your ladder and some lights.

Finally I can get where I want faster.

try the new Nike shoes. Light weight, comfortable and extremely cheap.

I wonder if you might be able to take this camera on a plane.

These are the standard rating equations for opposite sexes.