Remember if you are in a hurry to leave your phone as far away from the bathroom as possible.
You know, if the urge to play the piano suddenly hits you while using the John.
Welcome to our pubic oil which used to be a public toilet.
All Joe asked us was not to buy him another shitty cake like last year. We simply could not resist.
I brought your favorite pink toilet seat so you can feel at home in the middle of the desert.
This guy doesn't need any hands for the job. He has perfect aim.
If you need to control your jet and stop pissing all over the place you might try one of those for target practice.
Spiderman is now known to use public restrooms so they're building the necessary infrastructure to accommodate him.
And after 15 years she still takes all my shit without any complaints whatsoever.
He just needs to sleep this one out. But he's good, don't worry.