I would go to the bathroom, but it's foggy so I'll wait until the sky is clear.

Hmm... I should bring my mother-in-law, she'll love this, haha.

Isn't it? Maybe the colors are a bit darker, but it's really ok, cool binoculars!

I can see a lot of things from here.

On second thought, this might not be such a good idea after all. Do you want men to concentrate on peeing or to enjoy the scenery and piss all over?

My husband simply loves this view. Can't figure out exactly why.