Looks almost like a toilet paper with auto replacing capabilities.

I hope that there is nobody inside it. Otherwise hope they have a shower nearby and spare clothes.

If you really need to know why I'm taking a full 10 minute break then this is it. Now if you don't see me getting back just grab a toilet paper and come help me out.

I gave the plumber clear instructions. He delivered.

The toilet poet strikes again! This time we're learning about finance and effectiveness in the corporate world.

I don't understand how smiling would make this be less awkward.

Why not enjoy some quality time together with a friend instead of your phone?

Restrooms are only available after calling the police. Certainly there's someone in the department that loves answering these kind of requests.

So we need the capacity to host 3 people, all shitting at the same time. And we ain't got much space.

What happens when the toilet paper runs out? Just withdraw some George Washingtons!