Another drunk was responsible for painting the road markings here. I wonder if I'll get a ticket for making a U turn.

Seems that so many people started walking on the street after drinking this that they needed to place a warning on the bottle itself.

Just in case the mailman is drunk again, we've made sure he'll see our house number.

Hold it right there! You are jaywalking. You should have turned around where the markings stopped.

We didn't have any markings, so this old paint job will have to do.

Now I also take credit cards. And stay tuned because next week I'll event let you pay with PayPal.

Those poles are supposed to be made out of steel, not plastic.

Please understand that we do not allow street hoes to enter this daceroom.

Getting ready for the winter season without leaving the city.

It seems like the street is closed. We're trapped! OH NO!