You might have mistakenly taken your daughter's jeans.

They said I would have enough leg room. Surely those BMW designers never met me.

He is small, but once he bites he never lets go.

I feel safer already. You don't want to take on these guys.

Don't sit and suffer in silence. We all have the same problem so why not join the force and be with your own kind.

We'll send the construction workers to repair this. It'll probably be a straight forward job.

Probably the guy parks his truck inside too.

The ninja turtle is here, beware people, be careful! VERY CAREFUL!

I know what you're saying pal, but ... look around, come on man...

At least he didn't cross any parking lines like the other douchebags.