Shout "drinks are on me" and see how everybody in the pub will instantly fall in love with you.
That's impossible. I will not look as good as I've pretended to do online. There must be some sorcery to this.
We must make sure that anybody parking here is disabled. It's nothing personal, it's just how things work.
I don't believe anything. I came here to see some good old fashioned beatings and some blood. I need adrenaline!
Sounds legit. Why not give this man a lift.
Make sure you don't read that sign, or this description.
Under no circumstances are you to enter the swimming pool dressed.
Today our restaurant will demotivate you completely.
Probably not a good idea to take a pic of this sign with a mouthful.
It's the thought that counts, not the actual result.