Just so we are clear: these are not bongs. They just look that way and can be used that way.

Because we don't sell diapers, that's why!

Welcome to titty. Your source of some of the most fabulous clothes in the industry.

We have some major clitz inside.

Definitely not the best slogan for your sweet shop.

Try to mask the embarrassing Microsoft Office any way you can.

Now everyone will know you are a pervert.

This is why that little chain should always be as short as possible.