Do you like my hat? Ooohhh... so you don't like my shoes! WHY? You know what? I really don't care!

A new generation of shoes, ultra-modern shoes with a great design, ohhh c'mon...

Just grab 2 pieces of wood, some duct tape, shape the wood and tie those to your feet.

Whenever someone annoys me I show them my foot. If that doesn't work I kick them in the face.

They are so comfortable and I can even carry stuff inside them. Perfect!

Now I can wear them whenever I want to.

Finally some cheap waterproof shoes that you can craft yourself.

At least now I can wear 2 pairs of shoes. My dream came true!