Good thing they have labels so I can properly put them on. Hold on!

At least she's wearing low heels. Probably because of the rain. Otherwise, stilettos would have been the norm.

I went to the store and got a pair of aids.

Want to keep that nice and refreshing feeling you get when you walk onto a freshly trimmed grass in your back yard?

These pesky zip ties were something to watch out for during class. Particularly since you didn't carry any scissors with you.

This is a clear way in which you high heels are telling you that you need to lose some weight.

Who needs a shovel when I can just walk around the yard and clear the snow while I'm at it.

In China anything is possible. Now you can wear your own iPhone sneakers.

I found out that the best way to keep all my shoes from smelling is to freeze them. I didn't consider actually washing them, that would take forever.

Please understand that we do not allow street hoes to enter this daceroom.