This offer is madness. Can you believe you get 0% off? I should buy all the Black Eyed Beans I can find on this aisle.

Get your own baby now! Girls come with 50% discounts.

We sale everything, including our huge kids and a baby. Be prepared because they have a big appetite.

Owner obviously hasn't been to school or this jeep is really awesome.

Get your discounted cows today. Special offer for those used cows.

Choose from the hundreds of items that you can buy with just $1! Absolutely amazing.

Just imagine how many times the owner was questioned about ghosts. He just had to put up this sign.

Please do understand that every item within our store that is also labeled with a 25c price tag, will cost you 25c.

Those sneaky merchants will sell you anything these days.

Yes, yes, I get it. You have the biggest sale ever, right in your shop.