We're sorry, but there's another company placing the street poles so there's nothing we can do about it.
At least he can rest his head whenever he wants.
Captain Obvious made his appearance.
That wooden pole cracked after yesterday's thunderstorm? No worries, I've got a lifetime supply of duct tape at home so we'll fix this in no time.
Somehow I don't believe they thought this through when they started working on those short poles.
I have the legs that defy the laws of physics, a mindset to master the most epic of splits and a pole to... WHAT?
On the bright side, we can clearly see the sky this way.
Those poles are supposed to be made out of steel, not plastic.
Why would anyone do this?
That bike will certainly be there when the owner gets back.