We need to deliver this fragile parcel of bubblewrap. Need to make sure that it arrives without any scratches.

If I were to describe a perfect day I would recall the day I bought 3 pizzas and received 4.

And there goes the MacBook I just ordered for my birthday.

This damn package made me lose half of the uranium in a little over 4 billion years. Would recommend a more secure package.

I don't know what this looks like but I surely want one of these tv computer microwave things.

I would go one step further and just not place any dollar bill at all. Makes perfect sense together with the note, ensures the package goes on the back door and saves me a dollar. Evil but genius.

So I guess that the only thing within this package is some air. Good thing they got the recipe on the package.

Just place it under the rug so nobody will see it until I get home.

Just place my package under the mat and I'll get it when I come home.

It's really cranberry but with a little extra something. Something else. That we don't know.