Okay, bacon is something that anybody loves. Or lie about not loving it.

Argh... I've spent 5 minutes writing that message and your answer is "k". GREAT, see you soon, NEVER!

So, this one is for everyone out there asking why do we like partying, coming home in the morning and so on.

Ask me about my T-Rex, come on, do it, ask me!!! RAAAWRRRR!

Now that's one smart T-shirt, wanna get a T-shirt like this one too. Haaaaa!

Okay, now about that coffee... You either get me that coffee, either someone gets really hurt.

I can't see any beers coming your way... But.. keep the faith!

It's a traaaap!!! Arghh... too late, you've walked right into it. FRIENDZONED!

This sign is way too cool. I can also please only one person today. Today doesn't seem a good day for you.

Mother of texting in the middle of texting !!! Don't text me while I'm in the middle of texting you... I'll have to change the whole text... ARGHHH!