What could my girlfriend have possibly meant with this ternative thing?

If you were a beauty I'd still love you.

And from now on a brand new TV every 6 months, a new iPad, and a new Xbox game per month.

The awkward moment when you get this picture on your mobile phone.

Wishing you all the best in your bathroom activities. We are thinking about you.

I want to see you naked, but be naked below your belt.

Found us doing it in the elevator. She deserved at least an explanation for our actions.

I just had a nose operation a while back so you can call me Voldemort.

Amanda, stop giving your brother boners. Seriously.

It's not you! What were you thinking?