Need of a constant supply of blood? This guy sure went to the source.

I'm fapping all day long in Virginia.

The car has reached self awareness.

Just wanted you to know that he is gay all the time.

I eat BMWs for breakfast.

Kind of weird already being the owner of a Hummer.

It was hard to remember another number so this was easier.

Nice license plate to tell everyone you are gay.

In Texas everything is huge, no matter how small it really is.