Surely these were random license plates that just happened to correctly suite the owner.

Honey, I just got a new car for you. It's already registered and has your name on the license plate!

The first thing I would ask this guy after pulling him over is where is he heading.

I'm the one yelling at my son so there's no more room for anybody else at this time. Just wait until he gets his license and you can yell all you want.

Guess there were 501 losers before him.

If he's holding the license plate with one hand I hope the other one isn't holding the cellphone.

You got to love the irony on this little old lady's vehicle.

Meet the ultimate swag master. Ain't nobody got more swag than this guy.

What better license plate could you get for your tow truck?

Do you also hate yourself or are you not included?