So I got myself a Gym access card, now I'll just sit on my ass, read this paper and I'll surely grow some big muscles by the end of the month.

This will certainly end bad sooner or later.

We promise to help you with the fat part, but you still get to be ugly.

So, my friend.... this was one of the best days in gym, ever.

Sometimes I feel like Gimli, breathing is the key! Sure...

I didn't make it to the gym today. That's... uhm, a new personal record, 5 years in a row!

At your age the ATM is your only chance to grab her attention.

You think you can take me, son? I'm working out 7 days a week so be prepared.

If I'm not loosing any pounds better get some thinner clothing.

You have to start early on if you want to be a heavyweight champion.