Guess what my house stands on. At least the cement has hopefully hardened, inside the bag.

Why did you use a ceramic plate for this pizza? Enjoy cleaning that up!

Looks like I lost this pancake, honey.

Great, step 1 is to know where the fire extinguisher is at. Then pray that you have the key close by in case of fire.

Well that lasagna is surely heated now. If plastic could melt that cheese is totally burned.

Satellite dish got installed, all is good. Just need to wrap up my tools, grab the ladder and get out of here. Oh, wait.

How can you even explain this? They managed to align all the others, just got one completely wrong.

So this means that I always need to open both drawers, correct?

Well that's a great commercial value for this duma-rent.com team. Wonder if they leave other power tools mid-way.

They could have easily angled the pedestrian crossing at an angle, but probably wasn't in their original plan.