This is the only way he agreed to watch over the baby.

Don't worry they said, you won't be using the stairs anyway they said.

The inside of the oven is surely not as hot as the outside handle bar. This is what happends when women don't spend enough time in the kitchen.

Now... I wonder who came up with that thing. Hahah, weird invention.

Apply cold water to the burnt area. Dumb singer, great wordsmith.

No, really... Okay, muscles and stuff but... wtf?!

I must admit it, that's quite smart. Well.. not.

It's sad but true... Arghh... SO TRUE. FOOOCUUUUUS!

Actually, he's in shape. Round is a shape too.

Well... it seems like it ain't here. Oh well...