Sorry sir, but that poop was already there when I walked in. So... Don't blame me!

Onion, you shall not make me cry. YESSSSS!!!

That's just a huge bitter disappointment. No, no...

Good point, let's not overreact and use words that are too mainstream.

One minute is... different. It really depends on which side of the bathroom you are, in or out.

It's true, there's a huge different. Fairytales... Hah!

Okay... dude, get out of here. Go home, you have gas. A whole lotta.

Grumpy cat made some new friends. I like you guys! Hahahah

Well, you'd say this is diction. But it's not. Just a few words, haha.

Should I go right or should I go left... Hmm..