We taught our daughter that drinking is very important. She hasn't forgotten after all these years.

Straws are extremely expensive so we use them as marketing ideas.

Buy a bottle for your mom on mother's day this year. You should because you made her that way!

The answer to all your problems in college is drinking.

Just stir up the soda and inhale everything through your nose. That's how real men drink Cola.

If you are carrying any beverages with you I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate them and drink them myself.

Today's great offer. Get your 2 drinks today!

Nooo. It's my drink, go get your own drink dude!

It's okay. My doctor said I can drink only one glass of alcohol a day. Good.

You seem to have a drinking problem... Are you okay dude? Hahah