Get drunk tonighhhhht! Yeah, the Squirrel, SQ, is really doing it right!

Hey dudes, we're waiting for the chicks to come, here, grab one of those beers and enjoy yourselves!

Well.. if you look closely, you'll see that it's just water, heh.

I'm always telling you, don't get drunk, over and over again and you just don't want to listen, well - HERE YOU GO!

That's another warning, I told you, DO NOT GET DRUNK!

Or else.... you see what happened here, heh.

You'll have a surprise when you'll wake up, I'm sure you will.

Well.. that's one of the reasons for not getting drunk with your friends.. touche!

Trust me, I do. Don't overdrink it pal, it's not worth!

No, seriously, this can't be true. Please tell me that everything is a joke, I really can't beeeelieve it!!