Imagine trying to get inside and making one small mistake.
Keep on pushing and puling until you figure out this is not the entrance.
I think I may have had my idiot moment for today after mounting this door handle.
I don't believe the architect had any odea what he was doing.
In case of emergency please be ready to jump a few stories. Also be careful not to hit any passing vehicle after landing.
Need to build a wall? Why not try some expanding foam?
While we install the new door bell please shake this bottle and we'll be right there. And please don't steal it.
Apparently I cannot be successful without breaking any rules.
Make up you mind, door! I have places to go today.
You've entered the bathroom of no return. Prepare yourself for eternal toilets, mortal.