This doesn't even look like a new job so I have to ask: did that toilet remain completely unused?

I must say that this sounds pretty interesting. I might want to go ahead and take a look inside.

Sorry for the out of order door bell. But rest assured, we will answer if you shout really loud "ding dong"!

So you have an old milk jug laying around? So you have no money for any home repairs? So you have some heavy duty scissors?

Hey, it works so please stop complaining. Oh, your bike is no longer usable, unless you ride it using your left leg.

I can see that it works and does what you would expect, but do you really think it looks good this way?

The only logical thing to do now is cut out the door.

Make sure you close the door when using the toilet. Nobody wants to see you do your thing.

The lock is simple: either you want to be alone or have some friends come over. Your choice. We won't comment on your decision.

It's great that they decided to place that life size sticker right on the door. Now I just need to think twice before I open the door.