Oh, I give up! Take all my bones that I wanted to eat, take them all!

I present to you, Einstein's dog, a very smart and bright dog. Oh yes, and these are his eye-glasses.

The best eye-glasses I've been wearing this summer, I am great and these glasses look great on me, too, that's because I'm great!

This cat don't care about no dangerous dog, she doesn't care about danger, she isn't afraid. She just likes to sleep.

This cat is as fat as Garfield, and as bad as Xena. So, little puppy, run as fast as you can and don't look back at the cat!

I apologised but no, no, no, she doesn't forgive me. I'm tired of this relationship, nah, they want excuses just for fun.

He was playing some Counter-Strike, and you interrupted him. I'm on a killing-spree, get lost and let me play!

This cat is very relaxed as you can see, the poor dog... oh, poor animal. Well, goodnight kids!

Now that's what I call a best friend. He's always there, no matter what happens, together through trouble, through joy... Oh yeah, and through punishments, haha!

At least he tries to escape, good boy, good boy! Hummm... I have a better plan!