Once our cow became friends with the neighbour's pig they became inseparable. The next week we wanted to let them be together so this was the only obvious solution.
Dear mother, I've been trying to tell you that I really love you, even more than cow.
You jerk, you starred at my breasts, did you not? Pervert!
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Guys, I think we might have an impostor among us. Be on a lookout for him.
Yes, Earth. This is cow. Talk to me!
So.. what do you think about the mad cow's disease? Oh, pardon me, you're a helicopter... I almost forgot!
Earth? Hello Earth, yes, this is cow. Okay, I understand. Moo!
Bruce, you are drunk! Let's get you home, try falling asleep please!
I don't know what to say about this cow. She seems... ugh.