These are two important reasons why my girlfriend is not allowed to use my Xbox.

I can tell you right now how much goes into your math budget.

Admit it. You do this all the time and you know it.

Here's a nice little chart that shows all the fears you ever had.

Admit it, you also do this when you can't hear someone.

The bottom line is: never ask a woman if she is pregnant. It's either obvious or she's just fat.

When sexy times need a motive simply use this handy chart and come up with one.

That sweater is immediately added to the girl's increasing sweater collection.

Everybody has a blues name. What's yours?

Oh look, now I have to tell all my friends that I don't have a Facebook account anymore. That's a conversation starter right there!