That tree managed to grow like this just so that one day it could save a car.
Oh dammit, I hit another one of those humans running on the streets. Finally the tables have turned.
This offer is so good that I cannot believe it. I am going to get another car for free!
I'm going to wait for this guy to load everything, then cut him off and hit the brakes.
They said I would have enough leg room. Surely those BMW designers never met me.
With a license plate like that he must have known this was bound to happen.
You had to break, didn't you? This is what happens when you suddenly break.
When Chuck Norris takes a piss, everything bends.
Why pay the extra money to get a new mirror for your car when you have a plank and a shiny metal plate?
Let's just hope it doesn't catch fire.