Guess there were 501 losers before him.
Busted headlight? No problem. Just grab that old flashlight and the red duct tape. Duct tape will fix everything.
I really wanted a cat on my car and this cute Jaguar was sitting on somebody's car.
This is the way the universe is telling you to get a new car.
Step one: buy your son a car. Step two: force him to drive around with those stickers on the back. He'll drive safely guaranteed.
If he's holding the license plate with one hand I hope the other one isn't holding the cellphone.
I got to fix this before the race tomorrow. Are you going to help or just sit there taking pictures?
The most devious prank to be ever seen.
Every time you get a new car you should get a new car condom.
Oh, you got yourself a new Porsche? That's nice. Can't hear you on my nuclear carrier though.