I got the tallest Christmas tree on my street. And I got it already setup and powered.
Definitely only a woman would leave the keys in the door and the skirt hanging out.
An extra lock is always good to have.
Next time I see a dirty car this is what I'm going to draw on it.
I wonder what could be the reason for closing Dunkin Donuts this early today,
At least she just hit me and not some helpless kid.
One of the greatest uses for the city carpet. Now I can drive my car while playing with mi car on the carpet.
And this ladies and gentlemen is what happens when she talks on the phone while driving.
When choosing your new car it's important to have it colored with the same color as your duct tape. Sooner or later the 2 will eventually come into contact.
Chuck Norris must have tied his shoe laces while resting on this door. Who knows where this car may have been blown to if Chuck decided to roundhouse kick it.