Just in case you were wondering I am in fact just sleeping. No need to call an ambulance and wake me up in the middle of my beauty sleep.
I'm learning to use this damn stick so try to stay the hell away from me. Or I am not and this is just a clever excuse to keep everyone at a distance.
Looks like another of those bacon signs down by the pier. Better go and check that out.
Don't want to move your car? No worries, we will just work around it.
This guy clearly parks like a douchebag an should get his car towed.
Look at this fine officer, just protecting our security.
I don't want to be behind this guy when that avalanche starts, but I do want to be next to him to catch the moment on camera.
I'm the one yelling at my son so there's no more room for anybody else at this time. Just wait until he gets his license and you can yell all you want.
Why bother swiping the snow off? You'll just look forward anyway.
Nobody ever said that your Prius is cool, right?