It's the butt sale today. Why don't you grab a butt right after some snacks and coffee?

Tree? That ain't no tree, that's one wooden butt. HAHA

You should really try this lollipop, it's great. Now with butt flavour available.

Oh, glorious zebbra butt, tell me your secrets. Uhm... what? Again.

Think twice before ordering that flavor of ice cream. It has quite an interesting description.

When your daughter is able to sit on your ass while you are standing that's when you know something has to change.

Having too much exotic food today? Take one of these and neutralize your farts.

We just wanted to remind you that you really need to wash it. Seriously.

Are you seriously ok with your face on this bottle?

This is how you know you are in a gay hotel.