Next time learn to properly use the damn timer on that oven.
There are more ways than one to burn fat. Just be open and use your imagination. Who needs exercises anyway?
Remember when cutting metal to make sure you don't burn your ass in the process.
This is a good reminder to always take off your socks while staying in the sun all day long.
Lesson learned: don't fall asleep on the beach with your phone on your body.
Ever wanted to look just like a red crab? Now you can find out what it's like by not using any cream for sun burns.
Well... I think that's not he meant by burning calories... You're doing it totally wrong, pal!
At least let's get a family picture with our house still standing.
Remember to always take off your cap when standing in direct sunlight.