Free donuts for the police. They won't know what hit them.
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You know, just in case you were thinking about chewing the pizza with the box around it. Some people complained about this so we needed to write down some instructions for those special kind of people.
No more wrapping paper available? There's nothing that a pen won't do to help you.
Just place my package under the mat and I'll get it when I come home.
You know it's been a hard year and I'm not doing great with my finances. Also, you could lose some weight, dear.
The quality is so low that even the manufacturing country is misspelled.
Why bother opening the box when you can just sit on it.
I must get out of here.
The cat learned to pack itself for long time storage.