You know that fresh box label in your fridge? Veggies aren't having fun there, you know?

Oh no, it's Onion again. He cut himself, great, we're all going to be crying again!

This pig converts vegetables to bacon. All pigs do that.

Well, a carrot's life, a carrot's death... It cuts both ways, literally. HAHAH!!

He said that only onion can make him cry. I threw a coconut into his face, he changed his opinion.