Go to the playground right now and see if you can top this!

That's what they told me. Look, I underlined the whole book!!! WHAT NOW?!

I'm sure you'll enjoy it, muhaha. Run birdie, ruuuuun as fast as you can! Save yourself!

Hey guys.. Mmm, really nice book, I really enjoy it!

In case you run out of toilet paper make sure you keep a copy of Twilight nearby.

You want to be happy? Then use this book to find the real secret.

Excuse me, where can I find a bible in this bookstore?

Every blogger should be familiar with the lolcats.

This probably went on for years until someone decided to finally read the expiration date.

So if everything that can happen happened, then why is it fiction?