You want mysteries? Now you have them. Get your mystery book right here.
Seems like someone doesn't appreciate Harry Potter. Oh my...
After all we've been through.... YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!
It may want to kill you. Just, be careful and read faster!
Pick me, pick me, I'm better than the movie! YEAAAAH!
Oh, so you are in the park... just sitting on a bench and reading a book. SUDDENLY, BOOKSNIFFER!!!
Who would buy this for his baby? In fact, which baby would understand HTML?
We've all had at least one book hangover. Yup... They've got me trapped!