This is funny, but actually, I would love being over there, I really would.

Why spend the day naked and get pants when going to the beach?

Who needs those fancy and expensive life vests? I can make my own.

Monkeys sure know what to grab at the right moment.

Look at me, I'm on a... I'm a tropical bitch!

You have no photography skills, the view is much better from back here.

If you see someone drown the first thing you need to do is laugh out loud. Then you might try to call 911.